when you’re at the beach and fully clothed and you try to grab some sand but it slips through your fingers..
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
i would like to point out that eren was a deceptive little bitch
awh look he’s trembling and crying poor kid
HOLY SHIT KILLER MODE
in two seconds flat
LIKE YOOOOOO SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN OSCAR
I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.
Oh my fucking god I’m furious.